***IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: This order does not limit unloading the dishwasher or hand washing dishes.
Until the day we actually get a decent dishwasher, this pasta bowl will come out looking like it did when it was loaded.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
My Oath
I, DIANA M. IRVING, solemnly swear on this date, APRIL TWENTY-SIXTH TWO THOUSAND EIGHT, that my husband, JEFFREY D. IRVING, is permanently released of his service of loading the dishwasher forever.
***IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: This order does not limit unloading the dishwasher or hand washing dishes.
Until the day we actually get a decent dishwasher, this pasta bowl will come out looking like it did when it was loaded.
***IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: This order does not limit unloading the dishwasher or hand washing dishes.
Until the day we actually get a decent dishwasher, this pasta bowl will come out looking like it did when it was loaded.
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7 comments:
That is hilarious. Shane hasn't been allowed to do dishes for quite some time now {probably since like a week after we got married}...
That is so Paul, it's sweet they want to help, but sometimes they just don't know how to do it "right" aka our way!
that is too funny, I hate it when the dishwasher dosent do it's job, lucky for jeff though. I love the benny and the jets song, ever since i saw 27 dresses, i have loved that song.
I hear ya! I have concluded that my dishwasher is not a dishwasher at all... just a dish sanitizer. I wonder what the point is if I have to wash the dishes prior to loading them... I guess it sanitizes them and then it's a place to hold them until I'm ready to put them away :)
My dishwasher is so crappy that I give it a kick everyday and shake my fist at it. Actually, if I don't run the sink faucet for 5 minutes (literally) before I start it the dishes actually come out dirtier somehow. When I go home to my mom's house who has a top of the line dishwasher, I purposely load all of the dishes with food all over them just to stare in wonderment when they are actually clean at the end! by the way, e-mail me your e-mail address to bestamyever@gmail.com so we can invite you to our blog! we are going private. -amy and Zach
oh man!!!
You crack me up!!!
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